Spontaneous Mental Combustion #1

Hello Sidizens™! It's random thought time. Feedback is welcome whether good or bad.

SMC: Ladies(Relationships) Are Like Cell Phones

First off you have your Pre-Paid's. Pre-Paids are hoes(One Niters).
Plan:
* You only get so many minutes(Fuck time), after that you can add more(Keep going back) or you just end up dropping the plan and getting another(On to the next).
* There are no surprise or hidden fees(Strings Attached) and if any show up, you can just drop the plan, its pre-paid anyway.

Most Pre-Paid phone plans last about a month, maybe 2 if pimpin' is off his game.

Next up is the 2 Year contract. The 2 year contract is Wifey Material(Serious Relationships).

Plan:
* With a two year contract you may get unlimited minutes & text (Love Making, Romantic Moments, Valentines Day) without paying alot.
* There may be hidden fees but at the same time you are getting a better phone(Girl) WITH a much better plan(Good Relationship).

Most 2 Year contracts are renewed before the contract is supposed to be up, and if you last as a customer, you become a loyal customer(Marriageee).


This has been your SMC for the day. Hopefully I've made some of you think and maybe even more of you switch your phone plan. Some might still be without one, it's time to pick!

Ladies if you want to do your own Phone Plan for the Fellas', shoot me an E-Mail with YOUR idea of a Phone Plan and I'll post it!

-SiDY